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You shouldn’t even be reading this!

Do you know what it took for you to be reading these words? For thousands of generations, not a single one of your ancestors succumbed to an illness, starved, was decapitated or trampled by a mammoth before passing on the torch to the next generation. (Trust me, there were some crazy close calls!) The odds of this happening? Practically zero. Yet here you stand as the dazzling result of an incredible chain of events. Clearly, you don’t let odds get in your way. It’s almost like the universe really, really wanted you to exist. (Wink!) So, how will you spend this one precious life you’ve been given? P.S. Talking about close calls. Your great-great..400x…grandad was a mammoth-magnet. Nearly got flattened… twice! It’s truly a wonder you’re here.

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Your adventure suit

As soon as you arrive on Earth, you´re given a body. Ah…it´s carbon-based meat armour. Hard to explain. But trust me, it’s super important for your journey. A body allows you to explore the world, kiss, run, jump (And even yodel if that’s your thing!) It will help you wander, skip and twirl through this adventure called life. Bodies come in various shapes and sizes, and there are even colour options available. No matter what body you’re given, wrap it in a big hug. Appreciate it. Celebrate it.  And give it a big “Thank you” P.S. Oh, and take care of it, there’s no other way to get around on Earth.

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You´re a guest at the table of Life

Where have you been? Come, take your seat at the grand table of Life. Each day, you are a guest at the great banquet – filled with everything life offers. Sunshine, laughter, air, love, joy, Don’t be shy – heap your plate high. Everything is a gift to you. There’s always room for seconds of happiness! One day, your time at the banquet of Life will come to an end. Live your life in such a way that when it’s your time to get up from the table, you do so with a smile and a heartfelt “Thank you.” (And don’t forget to leave your compliments for the Chef!) P.S. Oh, but while you are still seated. Mind passing the salt? It’s next to courage and forgiveness.

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The Galactic Merry-go-round

Life is really simple. You showed up on this planet. You’ll stay for a few trips around the sun and then you’ll leave again. Pretty straightforward, right? Oh, and while you’re here, make sure you enjoy the ride. Think of it as a giant merry-go-round travelling at 67,000 mph in the most incredible amusement park in the galaxy. It’s the privilege of a lifetime to be on that ride. No wonder the line to get on is a few light-years long. And guess what? You’ve got tickets to the great show! Lucky you! Enjoy the ride and keep your appendages safely inside planet Earth P.S. Yeah, you’ll meet a few clowns. What did you expect? It’s a fun fair, after all.

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Wanna make a bet?

Wanna bet? I betcha you’ll never run out of things to be grateful for. Go on….give it a try. Try to give thanks for everything in your life. You’ll find that the more you appreciate, the more you’ll find to appreciate. And what’s more, Suddenly, good stuff comes looking for you. “Oh, this person is so grateful! I wanna hang out with them.” (It’s not exactly how it works, but you get the idea) You have nothing to lose. If you win and somehow run out, I’ll personally send more awesome stuff your way. And if you lose? Well, congrats! By then, you´re probably the happiest person alive. Do we have a bet? P.S. Rumor has it, I don’t roll dice, but I love those odds.

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Do you know how lucky you are?

You are so lucky to see all of this! What you ask? All of it. Humans, with their clever little telescopes, have been peeping at the cosmos for centuries now. How many flowers have you found so far? Tropical beaches or lush forests? The universe is an incredibly barren place. (I’m working on it, okay?) A vast Sahara of hundreds of millions of light years of nothingness.  – dark, lonely, and seriously lacking in Wi-Fi. Yet you live in an oasis where life flourishes. Air, rivers, sunshine, flowers, trees, animals…. And even a few friendly people. How lucky are you to experience all of this? P.S. It´s also the only planet where you can grab a slice of hot, cheesy pizza!

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Welcome to the most excellent all-inclusive resort in the entire cosmos. Planet Earth!

Welcome to the most excellent all-inclusive resort in the entire cosmos. Planet Earth! You´re lucky to get a spot. We’re usually fully booked. Here is a quick reminder of the house rules Only one body per guest upon arrival. Take good care of it. Be kind to yourself. You´re new here. It takes time to get used to everything. Be kind to your fellow guests. It’s their first stay as well, and you´re all on this trip together. We have a strict “respect all creatures” policy. Be kind to your furry, feathered, and finned neighbours. They also want to enjoy their stay. Keep your room clean. We want to keep planet Earth the most exciting holiday destination in the galaxy. Think “leave no trace” The mini-bar is fully stocked with happiness, joy, and love. Take as much as you like and share it with your fellow guests. It never runs out! And most importantly, remember to have fun. You´re on vacation, after all. We hope you enjoy your stay on Earth! Checkout is inevitable, so make the most of your stay. Your Planetary General Manager P.S. If you´re enjoying your stay, consider leaving us a review. Gratitude is our version of a five-star rating!

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The actual cost of life might surprise you!

I hear humans say, “Nothing worthwhile in life is free” True! So, I decided to charge for everything humans take for granted. Plus, a little extra income is always welcome! Maintaining the galaxy isn’t cheap, after all. I need your opinion How much is a heartbeat worth to you? *How about a penny?* *100,000 heartbeats at $0.01….works out to $1,000 a day.* Do I smell a bargain? I’ll also have to bill you for gravity, the ozone layer, your ecosystem, trees, etc. Or you could opt for the “Day on Earth Package.” It comes with unlimited oxygen, sunshine, water and all your essential bodily functions!* (*perfect vision sold separately. Terms apply) All for the bargain price of 1.5 million and 97 cents – tax included Cash or card? P.S. Psst…You´re still getting it for free because you don´t take it for granted. Feel like a millionaire yet?

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You forgot again!

You forgot again! Feels like yesterday when you took your first wobbly steps. Oh, the pride and love I felt. your mere presence brought joy to all those around your smile lit up the world around you you knew you were loved and taken care of What changed? nothing You still make the world a better place just by being here. Your smile can still brighten up the lives of those around you, and you are still as loved as when you first arrived on this planet. You just forget sometimes If you only had an invisible pen pal to remind you… P.S. You´ve gotten a lot better at taking steps, though. Much less wobbly!

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Congratulations Earthling! You won the big prize.

Congratulations Earthling! You won the big prize. What prize, you ask? Another spin on this glorious roundabout called Earth. (consistently ranked in the Milky Way’s top 10 most scenic planets. *Source: Galactic Getaways) “But…isn´t that just a normal day?” you ask YES EXACTLY! …but what do you call “Monday morning” is the equivalent of hitting the universal jackpot to many. Especially those who wish they could have just one more day (or those stuck on less scenic planets. Sorry, Alpha Centaurians) So there you go, you lucky duck! You get one another day on this beautiful planet. How are you going to spend your winnings? Life P.S. …and get yourself a slice of this “pizza”-thing that intergalactic travellers rave about. *Article: “Yes, Earthlings are weird, but the pizza!” Earth snags #3 on ‘Wacky Galactic Weekends’ (Source: Galactic Getaways)

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