Congratulations Earthling!
You won the big prize.
What prize, you ask?
Another spin on this glorious roundabout called Earth.
(consistently ranked in the Milky Way’s top 10 most scenic planets. *Source: Galactic Getaways)
“But…isn´t that just a normal day?” you ask
YES EXACTLY!
…but what do you call “Monday morning” is the equivalent of hitting the universal jackpot to many.
Especially those who wish they could have just one more day
(or those stuck on less scenic planets. Sorry, Alpha Centaurians)
So there you go, you lucky duck!
You get one another day on this beautiful planet.
How are you going to spend your winnings?
Life
P.S. …and get yourself a slice of this “pizza”-thing that intergalactic travellers rave about.
*Article: “Yes, Earthlings are weird, but the pizza!” Earth snags #3 on ‘Wacky Galactic Weekends’ (Source: Galactic Getaways)