I hear humans say, “Nothing worthwhile in life is free”
True!
So, I decided to charge for everything humans take for granted.
Plus, a little extra income is always welcome!
Maintaining the galaxy isn’t cheap, after all.
I need your opinion
How much is a heartbeat worth to you?
*How about a penny?*
*100,000 heartbeats at $0.01….works out to $1,000 a day.*
Do I smell a bargain?
I’ll also have to bill you for gravity, the ozone layer, your ecosystem, trees, etc.
Or you could opt for the “Day on Earth Package.”
It comes with unlimited oxygen, sunshine, water and all your essential bodily functions!*
(*perfect vision sold separately. Terms apply)
All for the bargain price of 1.5 million and 97 cents – tax included
Cash or card?
P.S. Psst…You´re still getting it for free because you don´t take it for granted.
Feel like a millionaire yet?