Welcome to the most excellent all-inclusive resort in the entire cosmos. Planet Earth!
You´re lucky to get a spot. We’re usually fully booked.
Here is a quick reminder of the house rules
- Only one body per guest upon arrival. Take good care of it.
- Be kind to yourself. You´re new here. It takes time to get used to everything.
- Be kind to your fellow guests. It’s their first stay as well, and you´re all on this trip together.
- We have a strict “respect all creatures” policy. Be kind to your furry, feathered, and finned neighbours. They also want to enjoy their stay.
- Keep your room clean. We want to keep planet Earth the most exciting holiday destination in the galaxy. Think “leave no trace”
- The mini-bar is fully stocked with happiness, joy, and love. Take as much as you like and share it with your fellow guests. It never runs out!
And most importantly, remember to have fun.
You´re on vacation, after all.
We hope you enjoy your stay on Earth!
Checkout is inevitable, so make the most of your stay.
Your Planetary General Manager
P.S. If you´re enjoying your stay, consider leaving us a review. Gratitude is our version of a five-star rating!