What is the most popular sport on your planet?
Football? Cricket? Tennis?
It’s none of those…
The coveted title goes to “Mental Mud Wrestling”!
A sport all about having mental arguments with imaginary opponents.
Ever found yourself in such a match?
Humans seem to play it around the clock
in their cars, in bed, and even in the shower
to a captive audience of shampoo bottles.
I wonder why humans enjoy it so much.
It doesn’t sound fun.
And you always end up losing.
because even if you win an argument in your head,
you lose your peace of mind.
Perhaps it’s time to ditch this sport?
I heard ping-pong is fun.
P.S. The secret to beating a high score? You win every mental argument you refuse to have!
