I’ll make you a deal (are you in?)

It’s not too late

You’re not too old to pursue your dreams

Don’t leave this world with your dreams still in you.

You’ll have enough time; I’ll make sure of it.

Look, I usually don’t do this.

But I will make you a deal.

Chase your dreams, and I’ll sneak in a few extra years for you.

Nothing that would cause suspicion

How about an extra 20, maybe 30 years?

Get started today…and I’ll make some adjustments to your life yarn.

(Yes, I’m an old-fashioned)

Deal?

P.S. This is between us. If you ever do one of those “what’s the secret to their longevity”-interviews, just say it’s pizza and dad jokes.