I DID IT!!
I wiped your record clean.
All your past mistakes? Poof! Space dust.
Every error, every failure—erased from the cosmic records.
Remembered no more
You get a completely fresh start
Psst…Just between us
There was nothing to erase, really.
I don’t actually keep track!
I don’t see anything you do as a mistake.
You always do the best you can with what you know.
And because every experience benefits you, there are no failures, either.
Sometimes it just takes time to see.
Humans just have a flair for the dramatic, you know
And I´m all for it!
(Pretending to press imaginary buttons – beep beep)
Boom! A massive explosion rocks the universe.
Your galactic records are shattered into a trillion pieces,
And then gulped up by a black hole for good measure.
So there you have it…clean slate
Time for a fresh start!
P.S. Dramatic enough?